Not Such A Keen Protester
28Jan2008 Filed under: Life Author: MattIt feels like something out of a book.
I’ve been reading about the Church of Scientology and their now-sworn enemy, Anonymous. Anon has pledged to destroy the Church of Scientology because, as they see it, it needs to be done. Anon’s last message is a call to action. “Be very wary of the tenth of February.” They ask for protesters outside local Scientology buildings.
I think they’re crazy, the Scientologists. I also think lots of other religions are crazy, but Scientology seems to have its own special brand of nutty. So after hearing the call to action, I wished I had a Scientology building I could protest.
As it turns out, we really do have everything in Nashville.
Church of Scientology of Celebrity Centre Nashville
1204 16th Avenue South
Nashville, TN 37212
Fantastic! Now all I have to do is decide how to protest. Should I stand across the street and stare at them? Should I hold a sign? Maybe I should wear a Guy Fawkes mask! “Remember the Fifth of November,” sounds an awful lot like “Be wary of the tenth of February.”
I get excited thinking about it, but I know I’ll get there and my heart just won’t be in it. I’ll be holding a sign that says something like: “You seem crazy and I don’t trust you.”
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tommy paine
January 29th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
you should go. i am trying to make arrangements to do the same. oh and i looked it up just to make sure its legal:
12.56.040 Exceptions from chapter applicability.
This chapter shall not apply to:
A. Funeral processions;
B. Picketing, marches or processions of any kind which will be conducted entirely upon the sidewalk. If more than twenty people will be involved, the organizer shall write the chief of police four days prior to the planned date of the picketing, march or procession, setting out the date and time, route, number of participants expected, and purpose;
so 20 ppl and under and youre a go! think about the mask as in some places, orlando for instance, it is illegal to wear a mask in public. weird i know, but still all of us anons need to make sure to keep this as above board as possible, nonviolent, and legal.
hope to see you there.
bob
January 30th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
And yes, guy fawkes masks are a good choice. Please take care to hide your identity, however; it is known that the Co$ is EXTREMELY litigious and will sue your pants off if they know who you are. Remember, you are Anon.
anon
January 30th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Be very wary
Of the Tenth of February,
The Dianetics treason and plot.
I see no reason nor rhyme
Why Scientology crimes
Should ever be forgot.
I will be going to a church near me to hand out fliers containing information about the church and links for further online research. Our main job is to jack up public awareness, the public will do the rest for us.
You (and other anons) should go to Project chanology http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Main_Page for more information and signs and flyers you can distribute.
Xenuspeed, for great justice, doing it for the lulz, etc.
Anon out.
Iamanonjoinme
February 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
word Nashvile rocks but isn’t it a bad thing that we have a scientology center